Brown Spots on the Wall by Hu Flung Pu.
2 young Indian children were curious about how they got their names so the boy asks his mother how his sister, Meadows of Golden Peace got her name. The mother told them that on the day she was born she was laying in a beautiful meadow full of golden flowers and it was so peaceful. Curiously the mother then said " why do you ask this question Two Dogs Humping?"A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It is an old Indian name. It means ...."
"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"